Thursday, August 8, 2013

in tunisia

if you're single and want much  fun (i mean sex) in your Holidays, go to tunisia.

enjoy it and ensure you take enough condoms with you. by the way, there's a City in France called condom. i think it's funny to live in a preservative.
you'll need all of them within a short time. yes, arabian sex is different.

but don't make the mistake to stay with one guy. it's Holiday! so enjoy everything/-Body you want to. even if you end up being called a bitch in the open street. if you're lucky you r flight back home is on the next day.

and please don't waste your time with other tourists... they won't try as hard.
but please try to manage more than one or two Dates on one evening... helpful strategies to flee, if you meet another (and you will! bush telegraph...): sham being unconscious, pretend to be someone else, fake drunkenness or just ignore and Party yourself.

one evening we were out with some hotties, but I had a date later, so they managed a taxi for me with 3 other arabs I didn't know. everyone going somewhere else. Arabesque Music. no seat belt. my man, the beer man (I called him like that because he worked at the beach bar and I always Need beer there) didn't come. the next day I learnt that he thought we meet an hour later. so I stood there waiting in front of the Hotel. not amusing. our friend wanted to pick me up when I called. didn't want to call 5 min after leaving because I've told them that I wanna meet some Italian girlies from our Hotel who were leaving that night. so I decided to spend an hour at the Hotel bar. on the way I met another guy I knew. Of course I didn't go to the bar then. after that hour I called the other one to fetch me. then we went to his cousin's Party. he was 4 years old and it was his circumcision.

oh, one more advice: there are cameras on the beach. at night. everywhere.
I just heard about that afterwards.

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