this time my friend karen visited me to go out together. after a great burger dinner (only for me, she's vegan... no comment needed) we went through some bars and finally ended up in front of a small club I've been to before. it has just opened about 10 min ago so the whole crew was hanging around outside. I asked if anything's going inside already when they were just laughing and we would be the first.
so I started to negotiate. then what do we get if we go in? a fuck, was one guy's answer and atm he was the others' hero for being so cool and everybody laughed, haha.
we went in because that was the only thing we were looking for.
after some lame drinks and a strange music compilation (the cheeky guy was the dj of course) the party hasn't really started and we got tired. before leaving we made a sinister plan.
i hate guys or in general people who feel cool and totally selfconfident among their posse and attack others in any way in order to distinguish themselves in front of their friends whilst they're so pretty poor and unsecure when lonely. barf.
so after my last gulp I headed to the dj and told him that he owes me a fuck. dazed by me direct words he wasn't even able to look into my eyes. "So what's your plan?" I confused him even more. "Eeerm... idk... I have to work now..." - "so what? first talking big and then chicken out?!" i loved it. stuttering. "ok, we'll do it my way. either I'll give you my number or we forget about it." still no glimpse into my eyes or even face. "well, yes, if you don't mind I have a girlfriend... I don't mind." fine. "so, get in touch with me"
I left him behind - totally distraught. karen and I could hardly hold back our laughter.
on our way to the next bar I got the first sms.
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